~ Jokes ~
Real jokes are mighty
few, So don't get sore if the joke's on you.
"If the tea leaves,
does the coffee have grounds for divorce? "
Charles W., "I don't
know how to take that girl." Red: "Why in your arms, of
course,"
Mr. Peck, who was
unable to return from a week end visit in time for his
classes because the heavy rains had destroyed the branch
railway, sent a telegram as follows: "Cannot come, wash out
on line." Axton's reply came: "Never mind, borrow a
shirt."
Happy (regarding
herself in a dorine mirror): "Huh, you can't see much in
these misrrors." IT OUGHT TO BE A
CRIME To have a test Monday
morning. To gossip about
anybody. To study over half an
hour (?) a day. To use
slang. To criticise these
locals, if you have not handed any in.
If Dwight
danced. If Etta stopped
talking. If Windy ceased
laughing. If Peck missed an
afternoon waiting for sis. If Lucille got to
school before the 5 minute bell. If Pauline didn't have
Peck to argue with. If Miss Eaton ever
cracked a smile. If Axton ever granted
any one a wish. If Joe got her
geometry. If Freda ever talked
in study period. If George Vermillion
ceased getting peeved. If Lee ever missed
going to Pleasanton. If Robert and Mary
didn't write notes (ditto) Louise and Archie. If Ethel Whitney
didn't like La Von. If Ruth Patterson
didn't giggle. If charles Wolf didn't
flirt. If Grace Kelley kept
out of trouble. (by Ica and
Chaas) Eighteen Seniors going
riding in a baby buggy? Miss Helen Gallagher
and Miss Beulah Jordan eloping from an upsairs
window. Frederick Fry and W.
N. Peck buying marriage licenses at Paola? Becky with a swallow
tailed coat escorting Betty over the little burg of
Osawatomie? Any one that is happer
than Happy? Freshman - ghastly
pale; Cause - exams? Sophomores - working
hard; Cause - trying to find way of getting out of
work? Juniors - taking
things easy; Cause - thry have learned the art of hanging it
over the teachers? Seniors - acting their
parts; Cause - MAKING LOVE AND WINNING HEARTS? Icabod, with a severe
case of the gout? Bill King wearing a
horse collar with a bow tie? Jo Berry and Francis
King in the lobby -
SMACK ! ! ! ? ? ? Edythe Orr with her
mouth closed? Betty M. explaining
the mechanical efficiency of a steam turbine? Belle Case learning to
run a gas wagon? A conflict between
Floyd and ruby? Clarence Sutherland
with Loretta Sturbenz? Lulu Warner
studying? Loree Day calling the
chicks? Happy Horton becoming
a farmerette? Cliff Warner crawling
around on his hands and knees trying to act like a baby
tank?
"Yes, if the tea spoons."
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