~ O.H.S. Beatitudes ~
Blessed is he that
cheateth not, for he arouseth not the wrath of his
teacher. Blessed is he that
flunketh not, for he shall receive a diploma. Blessed are our dear
teachers, for they taketh not the exams. Blessed is the Senior,
for his work is nearly over. Blessed is the
Freshman, for ignorance is blicc. Blessed are the
teachers, for it is better to give than receive (lesson
assignments). Blessed is he that
flunketh, for he shalt remain with us forever. Blessed is the one who
can bluff for he shall make accepted recitations.