Motto: "We Always Sleep"
Noble Grand Ruler of Hoboes Thomas Josepus
Sommers Great High Prophetess May Belle
McEnrue Her Royal Laziness Laomi Vera
Pinkerton
~ MEMBERS ~
Thomas J. Sommers T. Josephus
Sommers May B. McEnrue M. Belle
McEnrue Ethel L. Michaels E. Leota
Michaels Mable M. Eby M. May Eby Emma H. Kolbohm E. Hortense
Kolbohm Laomi V. Pinkerton L. Vera
Pinkerton Verna C. Snyder V. Claire
Snyder The regular meetings of this club were
once every month but as the members are all too lazy to
attend or else are too sleepy, there have been only four
meetings the last year. At each meeting an attempt was made
to elect officers but as each member absolutely refused to
waste his energy on voting, no elections were held. By the
combined efforts of all the members, 196 hours of sleep were
extracted from the recitation periods and 921 hours of rest
were secured during the study periods. They are past masters
in the art of sleeping with one eye on the teacher. There
were several other applicants for admission to this select
order but as none had become sufficiently expert in the art
of resting, they were denied admission.