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Miss
Roseberry to Lee Goldsmith: "What can you do better
than any one else?
Lee
G.: "I can read my own writing."
Miss Paul: "Lulu, what was Nat Turner's
Insurrection?"
Lulu
D.: "Did you say Nat Turner's resurrection?"
Mabel C.: "I sure like to go for early
breakfasts."
Lulu
D.: "I do, for it makes me feel so 'fresh'."
Gladys H. (looking at a history outline): "What kind of a
party are you going to give?"
Margaret
K.: "A Federal party."
The owner of this note please call at Dewey's office and you
may have it:
"I
am going to Paola, tonight, dear.
(Signed)
ROLLIE."
Miss Moyer, (in general science class): "Lisle, what is
pasteurized milk?"
Lisle:
"It is when you turn the cows out in the
pasture."
Monk: "What shall we wear?"
Marguerite
R.: "I suggest that we girls wear Union
overalls."
Dewey,
(in Psychology class): "Instincts must be cultivated when
they first appear or they will die out."
Belle
Case: "Is that the reason old maids love no one?"
Harold Allen: "Miss Roseberry, do they allow any ground to
plant garden in at the Park?"
Miss
Roseberry: "Why, no."
Harold
Allen: "Well, I bet I could raise cane."
Miss Roseberry: "How would you distinguish between quotation
marks in Shorthand after proper names, such as June,
Junette, May and Marie?"
Lisle:
"Why, I would just make a dash after Marie."
Hendrix: "There are nine supreme judges, twenty-nine judges
in the Circuit Court of appeals, and ninety-two district
judges."
Edith
O.: "Do all of those judges sit on that court?"
Rollie P.: "Lulu, did you ever osculate a big
one?"
Lulu
D.: "Oh! Take it away."
WHY
NOT GIVE - - -
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Ethel
Whitney - - something to talk about?
Ralph
Morey - - some of Lawrence Lanphere's
size?
Frank
Isenhart - - some of Francis King's
boldness?
Bert
Murphy - - another date with Gladys
Horton?
LaVonne
Galbraith - - Sweet Williams?
Bernice
Fuller - - some of Margaret Clark's
popularity?
Fred
Wheeler - - a Wand (a)?
Hugh
Phares - - some sleep?
Bernice
Tuttle - - some of Helen Snyder's musical
talent?
Helen
Bryan - - some time to study?
Mildred
Lanphere - - Louise Jackson's love for
dancing?
Olive
Haney - - another date with George
Vermillion?
Blanche
Cassidy - - some curls?
The
Freshmen a change to ripen?
Marie
Guey - - some of Gladys Horton's mouth?
Howare
Jenks - - some of Albert Reed's height?
Belle
Case - - some black hair dye?
Louisa
Jackson - - lessons in Ballet Dancing?
Ruth
Lyons - - another ride on the yellow
truck?
Raymond
Largent - - some more hair pins?
Clarence
Sutherland - - a girl?
Pauline
Bush - - 100%?
Ruth
Mullins - - some anti-fat?
Archie
Barnett - - some of Leslie Beck's art of
flirting?
Fannie
Barber - - something to tee-hee about?
Nelson
Roscoe - - an idea of how to talk to Madge McClay
in study period?
The
Freshmen - - some motherly advice and Hendrix the
right to give it?
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